我沒有在哭，我只是在切洋蔥

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最近的我很常聽Flight of the Conchords ，他們真的很有趣
各位有空也可以去看看他們在HBO的影集…
而且，某個層度，我覺得我的心情似乎有他們的歌表現出來
看看歌詞吧，我就不翻譯了
一是我翻了可能反而表達不出這歌的感覺
二是我英文沒那麼好



I'm Not Crying


So, you’re leaving, aren’t you?
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That’s when I definitely knew
But if you’re trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don’t’ turn back to me
Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying
I’m not crying

I’m not crying
It’s just been raining
on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. Pleasee, don’t tell my mates
I’m not crying
No, I’m not crying
And if I am crying
It’s not because of you
It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying
That’s right, dying
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me
I’ve just been cutting onions
I’m making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I’m not crying
No
There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye
That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand
For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland
I’m not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They’ve been looking around
They’re like searching for you
They’ve been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren’t tears of sadness
They’re tears of joy
I’m just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we’ve reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife?
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
I’m not cry-y-y-y-
-y-y-y-y-ing



我…
兩滴淚的中間還是找的到機會說開個玩笑說：
『哈哈，哭成這樣還能帥成這樣…』

這首歌給我感覺也是，雖然有一定的逗趣成份
但是歌詞還是有種淡淡的憂傷